hmmmmmmmmmm
ab sahi hai

chal teek hai pir

kiya oeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sachi to bola hai yr

oye

bohat ache lucky
ye sub tumhari khamiya hai

Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies-
1. I love u
2. Im single
3. Im not a player
4. I m very sincear with u
5. I m only your’s
6. U can trust me…
7. I cnt marry u, family wont agree
8. Talk to you later, need to take my mum somewhere.
9. You are my life, can’t even think of living without u…
10. Call you back inabit.

Send to all girls to warn them and snd to boys so they can laugh coz they knw its true…;-)

Aik aurat naqab mein ja rahi thi pas khara aik larka us ko dekh k gana ganey laga

“Rafta rafta meri ankh jis se lari hai
Wo samney mere khari hai”

Aurat naqab utha kar boli:

“Rafta Rafta Teri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Wo Teri Amma Se Bhi Bari Hy

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha to wo Garam tha
maine Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Usne Hans Kr Kaha.

” bukhar hai mujhe”.

Mobile bana hy hr larki ki shan,

Call kr k larkon ko krti hen ye pareshan,

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hen meri jan,

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hen mere kan,

12 boyfrnd bna kr akarti hen pehlwan,

Apni frndz ko hr raz bata kr karti hen heran,

Kehti hen larkon ko ullu banana hy bht asan,

Hosh kr a mery yar, ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat a inke chakkar me ye sb hen shetan,

Ab ksi ki cal i To usko bolna JEE bhabi jan..:-)

An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.

Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
(’,')